Lights Out: A Halloween Adventure

It's Halloween night My one shot a year The dark comes to life But my bedtime draws near Well the night has begun Hello world, here I come

Good night honey, I've got candy to give out Sweet dreams Now I'll turn the lights out

There’s only one chance a year to conquer the night, But it’s always the same story, she turns out that dang light So I’m stuck in here thinkin’ and dreamin’ of Halloween Designing my own costumes that will never be seen I know there’s something out there, a world outside this room, Though so far I only know its reflection in the moon Tonight will be different, I won’t go to sleep This time around I pick trick over treat See mom always told me, I’m her special little son Now it’s time for someone special to have a little fun!

Oh honey? One more thing - No matter how you’re feeling Or what you’re gonna do There will never be another Who could be a better you!

And I'm gone.

Welcome to the Grooveyard Let me introduce you Come and meet my friends Join the skeleton crew! First a real-life ghost, not just a sheet with some holes Though her love overflows, it’s oh so hard to get close Let yourself be seen! On Halloween
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Come to the trick or treat suite Tour my spooktacular pad Not a Wax or Wayne in sight So come out and take over the night He’s a late-night DJ who can lay down a groove But he’s a great fright we’d say if the lighting improved Let yourself be seen
Time to boogie, man! On Halloween Halloween Yo, I just got to thinking that this party was a dud But now it's clear to me that all we needed was fresh blood Hope you brought your dance moves kid, I want to see your style So get down beside the flicker of a pumpkin's smile Stay a while!

Happy Halloween, kid One, two, three... Boo!

It's time for the show!

It was a good idea, but bad execution, I'm thinking that's not a great solution! Hey, so come and play! How do you play? Let's all tell 'em why they're an idiot Hear their bright ideas and why they didn't work Finally we see they're just a little bit dumb! What? Who would want to play- Tonight's first contestant is a monster of a man One bite from a werewolf had a-blown away his plan Da da da dum, he lost everything - got cursed by cosmic fate: The same moon that transforms him then illuminates his face But he wouldn't give up easily; he had too much to lose So he plans out his revenge and waits until the next full moon He climbs up to the highest tree and jumps into the sky He sets his sights upon the moon with a fire in his eyes He grabs ahold with all his power, here's the zero hour, It's beginning He digs his claws into the sides, his retribution satisfied, He's grinning And he rips it and whacks it and in one fell swoop He sweeps it and swipes it and CRACKS it to the side AND IT TURNS!!!!!!!! AND AS IT DOES THE PART OF HIM THAT GAVE HIM STRENGTH TO CLIMB AND JUMP AND CLAW AND TEAR APART THE MOON WAS GONE!!!!!! AND HE COULD NOT HOLD ON!!!!!! NO HE COULD NOT HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!

So come on down and let's all tell ‘em why! Two, three - It was a good idea, but bad execution I'm thinking that's not a great solution Hey, so come and play! And let's all tell 'em why they're an idiot Hear their bright ideas and why they didn't work Finally we see they're just a little bit dumb! No, this is a terrible game- Next up is a lonely ghost who liked to be alive She thought she wouldn't have to make new friends after she died Da dum da dum. Now she's feeling down - to be alone is tough She wants her old friends back but they're not dying fast enough!! There's one guy in particular she misses most of all He was charming, he was clever, he made winter feel like fall She died too soon to tell him and they never got to be She sees an opportunity to fulfill destiny! She floats back into town, dressed up in her finest gown, She was stunning But as she saunters past, everyone becomes aghast, They start running And she's moaning and wailing, in her desperation She starts scarin’ and spookin', it's a mass migration IT'S A GHOST TOWN!!!!!!!! SHE STOPS THERE WRAPPED IN SPACE AND SKY AND WONDERS HOW THE ONLY LIFE SHE EVER KNEW AND ALL HER FRIENDS WERE GONE!!!!!! AND SHE COULD NOT MOVE ON!!!! NO SHE COULD NOT MOVE ON!!!!!!!!
So come on down and let's all tell her why! Let's all tell her why!

It's the good idea hall of fame! Doors with hinges on the bottom, a counterclockwise clock How 'bout online cash deposit? And made-for-two-feet socks Why not an uneven staircase to trip burglars sneakin' in And lottery tickets without a chance to win I'm thinkin' five finger nail clippers, Sweaters for your fish Individually wrapped cereal, Or a washer for one dish! Let's hear these... ...Good ideas, with bad execution! That's the thing we're lookin' for, that's the right solution Like a floor-mounted shower head that sprays you from below Or a verbal traffic signal: "Green! Red! Yellow!" No doubt about it, we've got so much more in store... No! I just can't take any more! These are NOT good ideas, and this show isn't fun I don't wanna play, and I'm not the only one I'm gonna unplug the music, put an end to the scene I won't let you take away my first Halloween! You think you're in control? You're just a little boy! Now let's tell you why you're an idiot Turn the spotlights on - You're now in the thick of it! Let's take a look at your GOOD IDEA! Tonight's last contestant is a kid who's all alone Wanting to feel big, he runs away from home BA DUM BA DUM Do you feel safe? Isn't it obvious this was all a big mistake? What were you thinking? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Turn the light out, don't shine it on me Turn the light out, don't let them see Turn the light out, don't shine it on me Turn the light out, don't let them see Turn the light out, don't shine it on me Turn the light out, don't let them see Turn the light out, don't shine it on me Turn the light out, don't let them see

Paint the pipe, just do the world a favor It's not alright to say you'll do it later Paint the pipe, just do the world a favor It's not alright to say you'll do it later

The first time someone lays their eyes on me They run away The next time they see me... Well, maybe that'll happen someday
So every night I perform for myself At least the stars come out to see And maybe one of these days I'll find love Intergalactically
There used to be this comet, I would count the weeks till she passed by But every time she would say she's still waiting Waiting to meteorite guy!

And that jealous moon's always there Feels like I just can't win When it starts to grow fat in the sides I know it's gonna happen again
So just try to like me when You have to bare your teeth to smile When emotion is read from a face I can only express something vile
And society longs for an outcast They say opposites attract But if you take pride in your self-reliance You won’t much impress the pack

Oh no, not again!

RARARAHRARHHRAO I'm not afraid of you ARGHRARHAH Don't be afraid of me! RAWRGROWR

I see you, And I'm here.

Give it a try, be part of the world that surrounds you Open your eyes, look around, go outside One of these days, something good's gonna find you And life won’t pass you by Hello when I try to meet somebody They stare right through me And if they feel anything It’s only slightly gloomy The last time that I opened up And didn’t have a thing to hide Was back when I was with you But that was on the other side The other side
Give it a try, be part of the world that surrounds you Open your eyes, look around, go outside One of these days, something good's gonna find you And life won’t pass you by

Oh no, I don't know why it is You think I need to change What you’re asking me to do Well, it sounds quite strange Last time that I opened up And didn’t have a thing to hide Was back when I was with you But that was on the other side The other side
Give it a try, be part of the world that surrounds you Open your eyes, look around, go outside One of these days, something good will astound you And life won’t pass you by Everybody’s had some time that they felt better Close your eyes, remember back, look inside If you still think that your ship can’t stand the weather Well just hop on board mine Let's go!

And I'm always by your side, yeah, I'm always by your side I'll always be there for you, you can be my spirit guide 'Cause so what? You died! Okay? Take it as a given You're in the after life, why not start after livin'! You're gonna be just fine if you give it a go And the one thing I'll tell you's the one thing I know NO MATTER HOW YOU'RE FEELIN' OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER WHO COULD BE A BETTER YOU! NO MATTER HOW YOU'RE FEELIN' OR WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER WHO COULD BE A BETTER YOU!